Life never end when you are in it.

Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass.

There are many things in life that become different if you take a long look at them.

There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.

Well-read people are less likely to be evil.

There are some secrets you want to keep to yourself, even if they don't matter. They might only matter if you keep them secret.

I was once almost forced off the stage at a large chain bookstore that shall remain nameless, because she introduced me as Lemony Snicket, and I immediately interrupted her and said, "Oh no, Lemony Snicket isn't here," and then she tried to cancel the event right then and there.