This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat.

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.

Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.

I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly consists of sitting in a room typing, or going to the library and looking something up. Those are not exciting things to watch.

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.