What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet. You can wash it, and wash it, and still never forget what has transpired - a word which here means 'happened, and made everybody sad'.

Back in the late '90s, a writer named Daniel Handler decided that kids books were too cheerful. I mean, all the "Harry Potter" series did was occasionally kill off major characters. Thus was born "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" and its mysterious author, Lemony Snicket. "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" is now a great new series on Netflix.

There are two types of panicking: standing still and not saying a word, and leaping all over the place babbling anything that comes into your head.

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.

Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me.

The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.

Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.