I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming it, I'm always stunned.

Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

There are some who go through life with a shadow hanging over them, particularly if they live in a building which has long wide awnings.

A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does

All cannot be lost when there is still so much being found