Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.

A successful villain should have all these things at his or her villainous fingertips, or else give up villainy altogether and try to lead a life of decency, integrity, and kindness, which is much more challenging and noble, if not always quite as exciting.

...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.

I think we'll always miss our parents. But I think we can miss them without being miserable all the time. After all, they wouldn't want us to be miserable.