If only Uncle Monty knew what we know," Violet said, "and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn't know what we know, and Stephano knows that he doesn't know what we know." "I know," Klause said. "I know you know," Violet said

Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter.

Every time you enter a library you might say to yourself, "The world is quiet here," as a sort of pledge proclaiming reading to be the greater good.

If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.

If everyone fought fire with fire, the whole world would go up in smoke.