If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.
Daniel HandlerMorning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.
Daniel HandlerAre you ready?" Klaus asked finally. "No," Sunny answered. "Me neither," Violet said, "but if we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives, Let's go.
Daniel HandlerI'd written my first novel for adults, which was called Basic Eight and was set in a high school, and we were having a devil of a time selling it. It ended up in the hands of an editor of a children's publishing house, for which it was entirely inappropriate. She said, "Well, we can't publish this, but I think you should write something for children," which I thought was a really terrible idea.
Daniel Handler