It is very frustrating not to be understood in this world. If you say one thing and keep being told that you mean something else, it can make you want to scream. But somewhere in the world there is a place for all of us, whether you are an electric form of decoration, peppermint-scented sweet, a source of timber, or a potato pancake.
Daniel Handler-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.
Daniel HandlerEvery problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution - even if it's right in front of your nose.
Daniel HandlerI have produced things that I would say were sincerely cheerful. But then I am reminded by other people that no one else would see them that way.
Daniel Handler