The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.
Daniel HandlerYou should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
Daniel HandlerIt is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.
Daniel HandlerOftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.
Daniel Handler