The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra staying lit for more than a week, or a baby born in a barn without proper medical supervision, these stories often feature miracles. Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see, and this holiday story features any number of miracles, depending on your point of view.
Daniel HandlerI always think it's silly when people talk about works of culture taking risks. Because there's not any risk involved.
Daniel HandlerAnnouncing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.
Daniel Handler