If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!"

The only thing he cares about.

You’re just jealous of me because I’m a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!

No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read.

As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]

You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That’s why the dark is always close by.

Blinded following the Blindfolded