It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

Stretched out in front of me was my time as an adult, and then a skeleton, and then nothing except perhaps a few books on a few shelves.

I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love.

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.

Fetching objects for people who are too lazy to fetch them for themselves is never a pleasant task, particularly when the people are insulting you.