It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.

We are respecting our parents' wishes....They didn't want to shelter us from the world's treacheries. They wanted us to survive them.

Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.

You'd think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they're right next door, and always having border disputes.

You can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window washers. But you can’t invent more time.

I love meeting people who have absolutely no sense of irony. It's really fascinating to imagine what it would be like to go through life without understanding even the most basic of ironies.

The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen.