Take back the smile and the night, take it all back, I wish I could.

For every teenager I know, having a phone is a mixed blessing, because your parents can press a button and figure out where you are.

The end of 'The End' is the best place to begin 'The End', because if you read 'The End' from the beginning of the beginning of 'The End' to the end of the end of 'The End', you will arrive at the end.

It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.

I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.

So every so often, when I meet someone who's honestly appalled by my books and doesn't understand why they would be attractive to people... I find such people sort of charming, even though they usually don't like me.

Goodness! Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don't touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don't move! Kill the snake! Leave it alone! Give it some food! Don't let it bite her! Lure the snake away! Here, snakey! Here, snakey snakey!