The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.

In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has gone out of business.

It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

Most schools have a loud system of loud bells, which startle the students and teachers at regular intervals and remind them that time is passing even more slowly than it seems.