The worst surroundings in the world can be tolerated if the people in them are interesting and kind.
...the moron who thought love was forever.
Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?
The last time I saw you I was trying to throw thumbtacks into your cradle!
Making you happy isn't making me happy.
Why haven't we fixed sick yet? You scientists there-- put down those starfish and HELP us. I hereby demand that all the people who are good at math make the world free of illness. The rest of us will write you epic poems and staple them together into a booklet.