People who love themselves, don't hurt other people. The more we hate ourselves, the more we want others to suffer.

When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy welt. Second, I see a good man who will always be there, no matter how hard life gets for me or him. Then, I get out of the way because I realize he's coming at me with a wet dish towel.

The most difficult part of dating as a single parent is deciding how much risk your own child's heart is worth.

Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug.

It doesn't matter if I'm off the beat. It doesn't matter if I'm snapping to the rhythm. It doesn't matter if I look like a complete goon when I dance. It is my dance. It is my moment. It is mine. And dance I will. Try and stop me. You'll probably get kicked in the face.

A lot of people don't like me. I take that as evidence that I have done something beautifully different or something extraordinary.

The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.