If a car came through a window anywhere near me, I'd be freaking out for three days!

I'm really going to miss me.

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.

Being a child star is great. It's being a former child star that sucks.

It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.

There are all of these people that say, my mommy doesn't love me enough, my daddy doesn't hug me enough. There are some people that would want to coddle them somewhere. I want them to shut up and stop whining.

I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.