There's no longevity in me telling old stories on the radio.
If a car came through a window anywhere near me, I'd be freaking out for three days!
My motto in life is, 'If anything is worth doing, it's worth overdoing.'
I say this with no fear of contradiction. Jonas Barnes is absolutely, positively the funniest stand-up comic I have ever seen. Of course, I almost never leave my home. Jonas is a great guy and was a big help to me.
I married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent.
I think I would have had less tumult in my life if I hadn't grown up in my particular house.