There's no longevity in me telling old stories on the radio.
I often say television is not a job for grown men. You go to a set, they pick out your clothes for you, they tell you where to stand, what to say, and your chair has your name on it in case you can't find a place to sit.
Well, anything you want to make public is your public business.
My behavior is humiliating.
If a car came through a window anywhere near me, I'd be freaking out for three days!
There's nothing like turning on the radio and listening to the high-speed chase that you're leading police on!