It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.

I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

Most child actors were lucky enough to get the part in the first place.

I say this with no fear of contradiction. Jonas Barnes is absolutely, positively the funniest stand-up comic I have ever seen. Of course, I almost never leave my home. Jonas is a great guy and was a big help to me.

There's nothing like turning on the radio and listening to the high-speed chase that you're leading police on!

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.

My motto in life is, 'If anything is worth doing, it's worth overdoing.'