I often say television is not a job for grown men. You go to a set, they pick out your clothes for you, they tell you where to stand, what to say, and your chair has your name on it in case you can't find a place to sit.

I married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent.

If you ever get rich and famous, by definition you are special. You have done something special, and therefore you start to behave special. Then if the floor drops out, and you become down and out, you have a really new perspective.

I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

My motto in life is, 'If anything is worth doing, it's worth overdoing.'

I say this with no fear of contradiction. Jonas Barnes is absolutely, positively the funniest stand-up comic I have ever seen. Of course, I almost never leave my home. Jonas is a great guy and was a big help to me.

I'm really going to miss me.