There's nothing like turning on the radio and listening to the high-speed chase that you're leading police on!

I married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent.

Now it seems like people want to do damage to young celebrities. They want to find them doing bad things. They encourage them.

I am a proud participant of the Spencer Tracy School of Acting: Know your lines, don't bump into the furniture.

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.

The fact is, I made $400 a week and only for 26 weeks a year. I never had any money.

I say this with no fear of contradiction. Jonas Barnes is absolutely, positively the funniest stand-up comic I have ever seen. Of course, I almost never leave my home. Jonas is a great guy and was a big help to me.