I say this with no fear of contradiction. Jonas Barnes is absolutely, positively the funniest stand-up comic I have ever seen. Of course, I almost never leave my home. Jonas is a great guy and was a big help to me.

I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

If you ever get rich and famous, by definition you are special. You have done something special, and therefore you start to behave special. Then if the floor drops out, and you become down and out, you have a really new perspective.

I think I would have had less tumult in my life if I hadn't grown up in my particular house.

It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.

Being a child star is great. It's being a former child star that sucks.

Well, anything you want to make public is your public business.