I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.

I say this with no fear of contradiction. Jonas Barnes is absolutely, positively the funniest stand-up comic I have ever seen. Of course, I almost never leave my home. Jonas is a great guy and was a big help to me.

Most child actors were lucky enough to get the part in the first place.

If you ever get rich and famous, by definition you are special. You have done something special, and therefore you start to behave special. Then if the floor drops out, and you become down and out, you have a really new perspective.

I married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent.

I am a proud participant of the Spencer Tracy School of Acting: Know your lines, don't bump into the furniture.