I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

I am a proud participant of the Spencer Tracy School of Acting: Know your lines, don't bump into the furniture.

My behavior is humiliating.

There's nothing like turning on the radio and listening to the high-speed chase that you're leading police on!

I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.

If you have an impossible dream, a dream that cannot be fulfilled, the friendly thing for me to do is to put a stop to you wasting your life at it.