If you're a kid in Southern California, somebody - whether it's you or your parents - somebody throws your hat into the ring and I think everyone had a commercial or two.

When I was living on the street I would be standing out in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater, leaning against my car and signing autographs and nobody had any idea that I was living in it.

My behavior is humiliating.

I am a proud participant of the Spencer Tracy School of Acting: Know your lines, don't bump into the furniture.

I say this with no fear of contradiction. Jonas Barnes is absolutely, positively the funniest stand-up comic I have ever seen. Of course, I almost never leave my home. Jonas is a great guy and was a big help to me.

There's nothing like turning on the radio and listening to the high-speed chase that you're leading police on!

Being an ex-child star is not a given.