Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.

America's racist, so what do you expect.

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.