Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.
The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.