After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

I am a wife-made man.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.