After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.

I believe deeply that children are more powerful than oil, more beautiful than rivers, more precious than any other natural resource a country can have. I feel that the most rewarding thing I have ever done in my life is to be associated with UNICEF.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.