After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.