After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

The greatest natural resource that any country can have is its children.

When I stopped making films, they were getting on to the more realistic films and the explicit films and all. They were depicting life as it is, and some of it was unpleasant. I gradually moved away from that.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.