After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

I feel that the most rewarding thing I have ever done in my life is to be associated with UNICEF.