You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

When I stopped making films, they were getting on to the more realistic films and the explicit films and all. They were depicting life as it is, and some of it was unpleasant. I gradually moved away from that.

I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.

I believe deeply that children are more powerful than oil, more beautiful than rivers, more precious than any other natural resource a country can have. I feel that the most rewarding thing I have ever done in my life is to be associated with UNICEF.

I feel that the most rewarding thing I have ever done in my life is to be associated with UNICEF.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.