A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.