A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.