Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.
Danny KayeThe secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.
Danny KayeChildren are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.
Danny KayeThe pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
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