Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.