I am a wife-made man.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.