I am a wife-made man.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.