I am a wife-made man.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.