To travel is to take a journey into yourself.
Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.
Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.
A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.
I am a wife-made man.
I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.