Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!