Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.
After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.
I am a wife-made man.
An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.
I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.
You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.