An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.