An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

Thumbelina what's the difference if you're very small? When your heart is full of love you're nine feet tall!

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.