I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

Thumbelina what's the difference if you're very small? When your heart is full of love you're nine feet tall!

When I stopped making films, they were getting on to the more realistic films and the explicit films and all. They were depicting life as it is, and some of it was unpleasant. I gradually moved away from that.