I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

The greatest natural resource that any country can have is its children.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!