To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

I became an entertainer not because I wanted to but because I was meant to.

You bet I arrived overnight. Over a few hundred nights in the Catskills, in vaudeville, in clubs and on Broadway.

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

The greatest natural resource that any country can have is its children.