Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.

Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

I think the English are bipolar. 'We're the greatest, no we're terrible' - that's a constant English struggle. Crime is down, there's little poverty - yet it's always the worst time to have lived here.