Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.

Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.

Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That's grand, then it moves into Ah now don't push it, and finally it comes under Right now you're takin the piss, and that's when the police come in.

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.