Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown away.

It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

I belong to the Democratic Party.

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.