The majority of people pull for the underdog. Heck, even your friends don't like you to be too successful. We've lost enough over the years for me to maintain my friendships.

We don't want any candy stripes on our uniforms. These are work clothes.

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.

But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.

We're as average as everyday's wash.

He looks like he needs worming.

I don't have the proudest moment in football.