If you think I have a great voice and body, youll be shocked as hell seeing and hearing me in the shower.

If you've only had one relationship, how do you know you're good in bed?

I think that's what's really beautiful about music, that it is little pieces of your heart and soul.

I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant.

Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.

When I was 10 I used to walk around shopping centres and go, "Oh, they've recognised me!" And I would think, "hold on, who am I? I'm nobody famous yet!" - Darren on 60 Minutes

If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!