I would let my child do whatever made their heart sing

Let me give you a lesson about school. All the kids who were popular end up on the dole with babies. All the nerds end up as pop stars

It's me! It's me! It's always me! [Darren when asked who smelled so good at the MTV Live interview in New York]

If you think I have a great voice and body, youll be shocked as hell seeing and hearing me in the shower.

If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!

Elation and pain are experiences that make you realize youre alive. Thank God you feel them; otherwise youd be numb.

When I was 10 I used to walk around shopping centres and go, "Oh, they've recognised me!" And I would think, "hold on, who am I? I'm nobody famous yet!" - Darren on 60 Minutes