Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

This place is like crazy on crackers.

There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.

I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.