Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I.

Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.