You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.

Garret Swopes was a lot like a hot gay friend only he wasn't gay, which was too bad because then I could tell him how hot he was without him getting the wrong idea.

Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.

You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords." "Only for you.

What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?

Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet