You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.

I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.

Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives

But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.

That's my entire weekend. I had plans" "A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind. "Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.

Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.