That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing.

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.

At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.