Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT

Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

It is sexy in here or is it just me?

The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.