Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.

In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

What in the name of Zeus's testicles?

You introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two.” “Fine,But you can’t make fun of their names. They’re very sensitive.” “I would never.” I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, “This is Beam Me Up.” Then to my right. “And this is Scotty.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

Garret Swopes was a lot like a hot gay friend only he wasn't gay, which was too bad because then I could tell him how hot he was without him getting the wrong idea.