Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.

My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.

I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.

There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.